[To a well-known West Country tune}:
"Keith Vaz, Keith Vaz, lend me your grey hair,
All along, down along, out along lea,
And we’ll rustle up Anne Widdecombe fair,
With Greg Campbell, Nigel Dodds, Jeffrey Donaldson,
Bill McCrea, the Jolly Robinsons, Dave Simpson, Sammy Wilson,
And Old Gaffer Paisley and All,
Bless Old Gaffer Paisley and All."